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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Smurfette [User Review]

December 07, 2009 -- Source of bitter: Ryan

One girl, hundred boys

OK, she's a bit easy

Who wouldn't smurf that?

November 30, 2009 -- Source of bitter: Ryan

When I was age five

I could not understand why

ET wants to leave.

November 23, 2009 -- Source of bitter: Ryan

I have felt true love

Ever since Desperado.

God bless Rodriguez

This has been a special presentation from Moving Pictures: Haiku Film Reviews.

October 16, 2009 -- Source of bitter: JAS

Your freakish cold stare.

Your hair, ahead of its time.

Your hiss, so divine!

September 26, 2009 -- Source of bitter: JAS

Hotties in Haiku: Megan Fox

Hot thin bod, nice eyes.

She is no Angelina.

Emphasis on Fox.