Hotties in Haiku | Bitter Balcony

Hotties in Haiku: Julia Roberts in Eat, Pray, Love

January 05, 2011 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas

Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

Maybe you... Naw. Me.

December 27, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas

Swan Lake's fragile bird.

Trauma waif on tippy toes.

Cuckoo for tutu.

December 20, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas

Digital hottie.

Tight light suit frisbee thrower.

Makes geeks real happy.

December 13, 2010 -- Source of bitter: JAS

Your spine, it glows red.

You manipulate Gaius.

Bring the end of man.

December 06, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas

Fond of pot bellies.

La femme amant du Butch.

Blueberry pancakes.

November 29, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas

Porn princess on wheels.

Sex, cocaine, and Dirk Diggler.

Those damn skates stay on.

November 22, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas

Brave Elizabeth.

Heiress with a pirate's soul.

Lovely in corset.