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Hotties in Haiku: Lucy Liu as O-Ren Ishii in "Kill Bill"

May 10, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas
 




Deadly Cottonmouth.

Has race issues and masked friends.

Poor choice for bridesmaid.




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Hotties in Haiku: Generic Heroine

May 03, 2010 -- Source of bitter: JAS
 




Sometimes the victim.

Forever the love interest.

The guy, always earned.




OK, any actresses out there post your pics below and let us know what generic heroine you've played!

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Hotties in haiku: Lisa Wilcox as Alice Johnson (A Nightmare on Elm St. 4 and 5)

April 28, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas
 




Freddy's shy rival.

Dream Master and Dream Child mom.

Knows karate, too!




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Hotties in Haiku: Heather Langenkamp as Nancy Thompson (Nightmare on Elm Street)

April 26, 2010 -- Source of bitter: JAS
 




Our Nancy Thompson.

The first to outwit Freddy.

Just don't fall asleep!




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Hotties in Haiku: Tilda Swinton as The White Witch in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe"

April 19, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas
 




Scares the Pevensies.

Cold, pale and androgynous.

Hates lion that talks.




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Hotties in Haiku: Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp in "GoldenEye"

April 12, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas
 




Bond's Hottest Villian.

Russian, Murderer Vixen.

That is one mean squeeze.




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Hotties in Haiku: Daryl Hannah in "Splash"

April 05, 2010 -- Source of bitter: JAS
 




Movement in water.

A splash, a shape, a figure?

Behold a mermaid!




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