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Apple announces new movie playing device, the Ipad


Ipad, apple, movies, Ipod, Steve jobs

Apple should have done more research on the name (see this video), but iPad it is – and we will all love it.

The iPad is basically an oversize iPod that will allow you to take your media on the road.

The iPod has proven to be a great device to take your [cough] legally purchased [cough] movies on the road for long trips. We have no doubt that this device will only increase the opportunities to watch bad movies on the go.

Just imagine: This will be a world where "Twilight" will be streaming to fancy wireless devices worldwide. In other words, shoot us now.

Source of the Bitter: JAS

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
LyndiT on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 10:49am

Couldn't help but laugh when the iPad came out. Like seriously, the marketing meeting for this device must have been a bunch of old clueless men. Oh wait... Steve isn't looking very high school musical lately, has he... What? Was that too insensitive?

Sure the iSlate sounds like something like a paperweight. Yet, for the price of kidney you can have an obese iPhone, that unless you only do one thing at a time basically is. Not to mention all the tons of FREE premarketing apple got with iSlate. Not like they listen to the community anyways.

So... on with the jokes!
My favorite fellow tweeter: @DontStealMyPen has some really funny jokes.

Here are a couple:

Seriously, if I'm on my iPad, don't talk to me

Do I have to stop using my iPad after the age of 50?

New adhesive iPads stick to your underwear!

The iPad—Another embarrassing topic I get to discuss with my kids

Do I get a coupon for plain yogurt when I buy an iPad? #iTampon

Will maternity wards give new moms Night Time iPads when they leave the hospital?

Will women send their husbands to the Apple store to buy iPads?

Note to Apple marketing—Avoid naming devices after feminine hygiene products

JAS on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 10:53am

My Zod! These are awesome.

I bet Jobs and crew are all shaking their heads because 12 months of market research proved to not help them at all. They need new market research people and realize when someone throws out a joke name, it was meant to be laughed at and skipped over.

JAS on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 7:47pm

We couldn't help ourselves. With a name that easy to make fun of and the Mad TV skit on it... Well, it just had to be done. :)

Que on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 9:18pm

sure thing, the pad that has wings.

JAS on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 9:58am

Another cool feature is that if you spill your coffee on it... no worries because its also super absorbent!

Que on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:07pm

OMG, OMG OMG, I have been flooded with the iPad talk this am and when I turned here, Jobs too!? what are we going to talk about, how to jailbreak the iPad so we can watch real-player format movies on the wonderful pad?

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