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Are you F-ing kidding? There is a Karate Kid remake!?!


What the hell is wrong with Hollywood? We know there is talent out there because the Bitter Balconites know a handful of them, but they don't get any work. What is Hollywood's paranoia with trying out new ideas?

Someone needs to put a stop to this remake nonsense. It has gone from a source of mild to moderate irritation to a full blown plague on the industry.

We hate to hope this for a movie, but we really hope it tanks "Gigli"-style.

Jackie Chan + Hollywood = 100% suckage

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Karate Kid remake - aka - PFFT!

What do you guys/gals think? Are we wrong to loathe this remake crap?

Source of the Bitter: JAS

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
Que on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:38am

Jackie Chan used to produce alright stuff before Hollywood was involved.

it is a sad thing that Jackie is in the mode of cashing in now. but hey, if not him, it would have been Steven Seagal or Vin Diesel.

JAS on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 6:17pm

Steven Seagal as Miyagi would be awesome! He'd break the karate kids neck accidentally while training him and the movie would be over in 10 minutes. That would be a blessing for anyone who actually goes to see this most likely piece of junk.

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