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Hot Women in Superhero Outfits leave our Nerd Hearts all Warmed Up!!!


Hot Women in Superhero Outfits leave our nerd hearts all warmed up!!!

Yes, Bitter Balcony is run by geeks. I mean, this is comic book week, and soon we are planning our tribute to DOS (I see a review of War Games and its famous chess match on the horizon). But we are also men, and if you have seen our homage to the fairer sex in our weekly hotties in haiku, somewhat sexually starved ones (We wrote a haiku about a blue alien warrior princess and Brad Pitt in a dress, so things are staring to get desperate for your bitter pals).

But don’t feel sorry for us, friends, since we have found our new favorite website comicbookhotties.com. This is a gift from the Silicon Valley gods, and for all of you whose facebook profile lists computer programming, Stephen Hawkins, juice boxes and Devo as things of interest.

Comicbookhotties.com has a plethora of beauties from celebrities Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson to She Hulk, for those who prefer their women to be fictional. Most of the photos are in good taste, like Maxim with masks and spandex. And if your nerd Dom is more perpetual, they have a page for Sci-Fi babes and Horror babes. There’s also the cosplay train wreck page with overweight and plain looking girls with very tight outfits, in case there’s a mean streak fetish in any of you. Anyways, here are a few pics we found for your pleasure, and for more go to . Enjoy.


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Hot Women in Superhero Outfits leave our nerd hearts all warmed up!!!

Source of the Bitter: John Rojas

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
JAS on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 7:41pm

Eating our own feet while looking at the above hotties. Good enough for me! Very well put, Que! :)

Que on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:30pm

Elisha Cuthbert's super girl outfit doesn't look very real.... it look like someone took a photo of her and then add the outfit on. and if I can tell, then it is probabily just my level of digital art...

that shows how long I have been staring at the picture.

John Rojas on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 6:30pm

that pics works for me!

JAS on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 10:55pm

Elisha Cuthbert is hot. Megan Fox is my stalker, but between you and me, she's hot as hell. What? This is a public site?

Doh! Now she knows I think she's hot! Run for the hills!

Que on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 4:11am

you know what, I never saw any movie review on this site getting so many replies. maybe the chick photo thing is really a direction.

JAS on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 8:43pm

Shows what our demographic is. ;)

Que on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 1:09pm

my heart is twisted with guilt and pleasure. Sure it looks very nice when Megan Fox posing like this in the skin-tight outfits, but then she will keep getting that dumb dumb movie parts that somewhere down the line we all will be very sorry and eating our own feet.

but it sure is very, very nice.....

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