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The Last Airbender... Will it suck?

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The Last Airbender (2010)

Early reviews say Hell-to-the-yes! This makes us a tad sad, but proves once again what a f____ing hack M. Knight Shamamamamalan (why spell a hack's name right) is.

Here is one: LINK

The above review says, "If you still want to see this movie, you're either too dumb to understand why you shouldn't or too young to care. Fair enough. Enjoy spending the rest of your life with the memory of THE LAST AIRBENDER fouling your brain. This summer is beginning to feel like the End of Movie Days. God save us."

Bitter Balcony will provide a review in the coming days. We will watch it with an open mind, but we are nervous about what we might be put through.

Source of the Bitter: JAS

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
Eli Thompson (not verified) on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:12pm

The beginning of my below comment was supposed to say: Luckily, I've already forgotten The Last Airbender as a movie...

Eli Thompson (not verified) on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:11pm

...so I don't have to spend the rest of my life with that memory.

But yeah, it was seriously sad.

I overheard some friends saying that it's probably an ok movie for kids; that they might like it. The only way I can agree with that statement is that kids (usually) have better imaginations than adults so they could fill in the massive plot deficiencies in their own minds.

JAS on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 3:47pm

Not to mention that a child has no frame of reference so most anything is great. Once they look back on this one years from now just listen how that tune will change.

Smash on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:45am

With a name like M Night, you're bound to get work no matter how much you suck. That name just has a cool sound to it. I do wonder what the M stands for, hopefully not Michael.

JAS on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 9:34am

Mierda? Look up the Spanish/English translation. ;)

JAS on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:52pm

IGN says, "Shyamalan seemed on his last legs when The Happening didn't happen back in 2008, and yet he managed to convince Paramount to let him make this movie. Like a cursed cat one might find in an M. Night film, however, the filmmaker has got to be running out of lives at this point. "

One can only hope.

Que on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 3:53am


the last live will come sooner or later, and the cat counts the toes when falling down, it's goes like, 'sh!t, it is the time already?!"

JAS on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 10:27am


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