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M. Knight's Devil - We are in hell. He still makes movies.

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So now that the tagline "An M. Night Shyamalan Film" is proof-positive of utter shittiness, we are now bombarded with "A Night Chronicle.” Listen, M. Knight, no matter how you brand a turd, it’s still a turd. Congrats on trying to rebrand, but it’s still the ol’ bait and switch. We see the bait, but we aren't falling for the switch. "The Last Airbender," the most recent film you ruined for us, will be the last. We will not step into the steaming piles you’ve produced without getting paid to do so.

With the latest M. Knight film-with-a-twist, “Devil,” we waste merely a minute and a half on the trailer. The twist is given away in the title as The Devil is stuck in an elevator with some seemingly random people.

If we are lucky at the end of the film the elevator doors will open and a rather large Austrian will scream out, “Cohagen, give dees people air!” Oh, and the elevator is actually on Mars. Something like:

Below we have attached the trailer: Riveting.


Source of the Bitter: JAS

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
JAS on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 9:36pm

Ah, it's because he didn't direct it that it got the "chronicles" treatment. Yeah, still shit.

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