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Stan Helsing (2009)

Comedies traditionally try to get some charismatic comedian to crack a few jokes and land in a few funny situations while meandering through a paper-thin story. "Stan Helsing" hits new lows and meets none of the minimum requirements for even the worst comedy.

First, any movie featuring Kenan Thompson should burn in the pits of Tartarus; neither he nor his shtick is funny. Throw Thompson in a tight Superman suit and you’ll have plenty of “throw up in your mouth” moments while attempting to reach the end of the film. Second, why can't we just keep our fond memories of Leslie Nielsen in "Forbidden Planet" and call it a career? You’ll notice we didn’t mention Steve Howey as as Stan Helsing...

Bo Zenga, writer, producer and director, has provided what we hope will be the last we see of his “work”. How these projects get funding is beyond us. Why don’t producers and/or executive producers let a kid rewrite scripts? What? They do and they did? Oh.

Now you may be asking yourself why we even watched this obvious mess of a movie. Boredom and the curse of instant-streaming via Netflix (with great power comes terrible possibilities).



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