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The Smurfs... in New York???? What the smurf?

 

Oh, wow! This looks/sounds really bad!

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2 Be or not 2 be: A.O Scott on Hollywood's sequel obesssion!

 
Interesting Article on Hollywood (and ours) sequel saturation.,Bitter Balcony, review, movie revieww, movie, bitter
Interesting Article on the sequel saturation.

This is a cool article by New York Times Film Critic A.O Scott about the rehashing of sequels and our own demand for them. This article captures what Bitter Balcony feels about unwarranted sequels and remakes, but Scott is much more eloquent at it.

Anyways, here's the LINK.

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A-Team and The Karate Kid come out today.

 
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80's staples return on the Big Screen!

All we can say is pity the fool... who pays money for them. Yeah, we'll see them, too, we need material.

80's staples return on the Big Screen!,Bitter Balcony, review, movie revieww, movie, bitter

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Is Tropic Thunder's Les Grossman possible spin-off movie a half-retard idea, or a full retard idea?

 
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Tom Cruise might return as the ball-busting producer

Tom Cruise, whose star power has been on the decline since L. Ron Hubbard brainwashed him with paperback Sci-Fi theology, may have found his trump card. Les Grossman, the Joel Silver inspired cutthroat producer Cruise played to mean perfection in “Tropic Thunder” made an appearance in the MTV Movie Awards. Grossman was bump and grinding (wow, we never thought we would ever use that phrase for Bitter Balcony!) with J.Lo over a Ludacris jam. According to eonline.com, when asked about a future Grossman movie, Tom Cruise suggested that the project is in the works.

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Best Twilight review EVAR!

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That is it and it is A-Mazing!

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Valhalla Rising Story outline

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One-Eye is pitted against some random jackasses for money...
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Are, the blonde kid, is commanded to chain and feed One-Eye...
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Something about One-Eye not belonging to anyone for more than 5 years...
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Spearhead found...
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On the march...
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One-Eye is free...
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Cool death scene.
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Run into some religious folk...
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Float...
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Dream...
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Float...
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Get to some place...
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Drink some wine that messes with their head...
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Betrayal...
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Shocking ending? Not really...
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The end and thank the god that they kept mentioning!

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Bad news from Middle-Earth: Del Toro quits director's chair for "The Hobbit"

 
Guillermo Del Toro leaves director's chair for The Hobbit but will stay as writer,Bitter Balcony, review, movie revieww, movie, bitter
Guillermo Del Toro leaves director's chair for The Hobbit but will stay as writer

A blow has hit the frequently delayed prequel to "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy, "The Hobbit", with the talented Guillermo Del Toro abandoning his directing duties. Del Toro appears to have left the project, scheduled as a two part film, because of time and legal constraints due to studio rights. The good news, however, is that Del Toro and Jackson are in good terms and will work together with co-screenwriters Philippa Boyens and Fran Walsh to have a final draft of J.R Tolken's adventure before shooting. Still, how great could this movie have been with Del Toro's imagination and heart. Well, we hope Jackson and Co. can find the right guy to bear the ring...again.

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