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It turns out "Sex and the City 2" is a sci-fi film!?!

 
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Sex and the Sci-Fi?

According to a brilliant observation at IO9.com the recently lauded "Sex and the City" sequel is a Sci-Fi movie.

This almost makes it worth watching, but I don't think there are any Carrie Bradshaw chestbusters, so no thanks.

Source: IO9.com

P.S. Yes, this was partially an excuse to post that pic... and what?

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Sex in the City's 10 best slams - and they aren't even from us!

 
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Sex in the City II slams!

Ah, the bitter spreads. "Sex in the City II" is getting some interesting reactions. Reactions like:

"....This deadly, brainless exercise in pointless tedium is dedicated to the screeching audacity of delusional self-importance that convinces these people the whole world is waiting desperately to watch two hours and 25 minutes of platform heels, fake orgasms and preposterous clothes." - Second sentence, first paragraph, Rex Reed's New York Observer review.

Zod bless you, Rex Reed! Zod bless you!

For the rest of the top ten slams against "Sex in the City II" read THIS.

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Are female characters underwritten? A comment on film feminism.

 
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Are female characters underwritten? A comment on film feminism.

We watched the video below and it stirred us to write this post on the subject of female characters in modern film.

Are female characters in film too shallow? Sure they are. Let’s face it, men largely run the industry. The majority of the writers are men, too. Surprise! The problem with a video like this is that it presents two alternatives: 1) Men write movies with male leads in action movies or sexually charged comedies because this is the only crap Hollywood studios produce. 2) Men in the industry start writing more films with female leads. Neither alternative would solve the issue in this video because the argument could be made that male writers don’t understand women and can’t write about realistic women (as if the men in these movies mentioned are realistic).

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OMZ! A boring ass The Twilight Saga: Eclipse clip!

 

Yet another example about the weak ass scenes we're expecting from "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse". Dakota Fanning is cool, we said that in our previous review, but the rest of the cast seems to be... well, a joke.

Expect this to bore your asses off (unless you're some brain dead 14 year old with no idea what good literature is) June 30th, 2010.

The trailer is inside the post. It was auto-playing and being more annoying than intended.

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