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There are MFing Snakes in my MFing Atari!

 
There are MFing Snakes in my MFing Atari!

Here's an interesting link showing us what our movie games might have looked like if the Atari 2600 was still king.

Sure we've seen these movies to old school video games fan service in the past, but its still fun to see what Avatar, Cloverfield and MF'ing Snakes on a Plane would have been like. :)

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Minimalist Tim Burton movie posters

 
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Minimalist Tim Burton movie posters

There have been a lot of these minimalist movie posters going around lately.

Here are some inspired by Tim Burton's films.

Nifty stuff!

Source: Minimalist Tim Burton movie posters

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Quentin Tarantino's "Trunk Shot"

 

We know the man loves his trunk shots, but were totally unaware that they are in every movie he directs!

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Humility is not in Mickey Rourke's vocabulary

 
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Humility is not in Mickey Rourke's vocabulary

“Iron Man 2” star Mickey Rourke is a great talent, but his ego seems to be greater. Check out this article by Jeanne Wolf from parade.com (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/mickey-rourke-i-have-respect-for-very-few-acto...). Here, Mr. Rourke talks about the perks of doing a major Hollywood movie over indie darlings like his career resurrecting “The Wrestler” and his lack of respect for young, average actors who happen to be box office draws. Look, dude, you're good, but you did a fair amount of shit while you played punchy with truck drivers in some boxing ring. Thank Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez and Darren Aronosky that they still remembered “Diner” and “Rumble Fish” and not “Double Team." Your comeback story is cool, but the fact that you’re kind of a douche is not.

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Director Samuel Bayer on Nightmare on Elm Street's suckage

 
Bayer whines

Reading Joblo.com's post, here, and seeing the quote below from Bayer makes us all realize one thing. Hollywood sissy's can't take honest criticism.

Hey, if you make crap own up to it. No one likes to be told that their work wasn't all that great, but we did see it and we did deem it lame. Not to mention that working on a remake lately is like stepping in poo voluntarily.

I, JAS, will be headed to the theater tonight to throw away some money on this, so I too can have a basis for my complaints (just based on the trailer).

P.S. Dear Bayer, Whining like that girl Uwe Boll won't win you any fans.

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Spiderman, Flash, and a few Jedis save the day!

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Breaking News: today is Star Wars Day!

 
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Geeks rejoice over Star Wars Day!

Time to get drunk with Aunt Beru's blue milk! Today is Star Wars Day, and according to USA Today, it has to do with some geeky re-wording of the film's famous tag-line: "May the Forth be with you". Anyways, here's a holiday we can really be into. Enjoy, dorks! Here's the link.

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