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Hotties in Haiku: Jennifer Aniston


My Favorite Friend

I watch all your bad movies

But why John Mayer?

Source of the Bitter: John Rojas

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Que on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:19pm

neither could those others act - Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Catherine Zeta Jones.

but somehow our Jen's career profile just doesn't look... as flashy.

she has too deep a 'friend' stamp on her and everyone is trying to put her back in that image.

I think she should fire her manager and give her photographer a raise.

JAS on Sun, 03/28/2010 - 8:12pm

Yes, that photograph is pretty great.

JAS on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:24pm

She's one of those great actresses that is known more for the failed relationships than her actual career. I don't know about her, but I'd be plenty sad if loosing Brad Pitt was a career highlight instead of... um... well... OK, so she hasn't done shit worth noting as a career highlight. Lets just say "Friends" then.

On a side note, she's definitely a looker though. Too bad her choices in movies is not at least 99% better.

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