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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Sherri Moon Zombie [User Review]


Maybe she can't act

But God, she is smoking hot

If you like white trash.

Brought to you by Moving Pictures: Haiku Film Reviews.

Source of the Bitter: Ryan

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
Ryan on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:30am

I feel compelled to add that I do not think that Mrs. Zombie is herself white trash, but that that is a reference to the roles she plays in Mr. Zombie's films.

JAS on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:13pm

Agreed. I also don't think she's that bad of an actress, at least in the first Halloween she was respectable.

Ryan on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 2:48pm

But she's kind of punishing in House of 1000 Corpses and also the cartoon. Iffy in Devil's Rejects. Pretty good in H1 and baffling in H2.

JAS on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 3:41pm

This sounds like the kind of career people should strive for. :)

Every element of House of 1000 Copses was annoying. I was really pissed off watching that garbage in the theatre after going way out of my way to see it.

The cool thing with her is that she only acts for hubby. I would love to have a gf/wife that acts just to be with/please me. :)

I'm going to have to watch H2.