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Rampage, the video game, is being made into a movie. LOLZ

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So the word on the street (OK, internet) is that New Line is making a movie based on “Rampage.” Yes, “Rampage” the video game where you play a giant Gorilla (King Kong), Lizard (Godzilla) and/or Rat thing (Yeah, I got nothin’) and tear through the United States punching the crap out of buildings. Yeah, seriously. This has the story depth of…. Wait for it… a Michael Bay film. That brings us to the following.

We are going on record here and saying that Michael Bay himself should direct this crapper of an explosion/devastation filled disasterpiece. Yup, a movie this lame should be handled by a man who can always deliver a shitty movie that has a lot of action and no story. If the writers of this joke are planning on writing in some monuments getting destroyed then maybe Ronald Emmerich… Sigh, but his movies are so bad… Yeah, we’re sticking with Michael Bay.

Sure, this movie shouldn’t happen, but if they do plan on going through with it then make it as bad as possible.

Lets all laugh together at the trajectory of Hollywood films.

Source of the Bitter: JAS

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
John Rojas on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 11:50am

I bought Rampage the other day, I used to love this game as a kid and felt nostalgic. I must say, some things are better remembered in fondness than revisited. The game bored me, and I'm sure the movie adaptation would be worse. By the way, the third monster was a wolf named Ralph, the rat monster was added for the Lynx system, if I'm not mistaken.

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