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Will A-Team be more like Z-Team?


Here we go yet again. At this point we should be calling Bitter Balcony the Remake Balcony since half the news on the site is remake related.

Anyway, we finally get our mitts on an A-Team trailer. Just as expected it looks like a joke. While we will admit to being slightly excited in seeing “District 9’s” Sharlto Copley play Murdock this movie is sure to disappoint.

Granted we know that in all honesty the original kind of sucked and it is the half faded memory of its cheese that keeps us smiling, but here is yet another project that should have never come to pass.

The cast is pretty bleh. Bradley Cooper as Lt. Peck. Is it us, or did he get some BS fame out of nowhere and now he’s some kind of star? We liked him in “Alias”, but he doesn’t scream star material. As Paula Abdul would put it, “He just doesn’t have the X-Factor”.

Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson as Sgt. B.A. Baracus… We know it’s a new crew, but can you really beat Mr. T in his defining role? We don’t think so.

Liam Neeson is sure to do a decent enough job as Col. Smith, but even then… whatever.

Anyway, here is the trailer. Don’t forget to keep an eye on the fantastic ending, which pretty much sums up what the gag-inducing movie will probably be like.

P.S. Yay… Another remake… Too bad we don’t have any Pom Pons…

Source of the Bitter: JAS

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